The idle reminder app that roasts you back to work.
For Mac & Windows.
Faahh interrupts you the moment you go idle.
Faahh runs quietly in your menu bar — until you go idle. Then it plays a roast sound loud enough that you can't pretend you didn't hear it.
Hear how Faahh calls you out.
Experience the panic of a sudden roast. Faahh isn't a blocker—it's an active monitor that barks at you when you stray too far from your deep work.
15% more focus sessions
within the first week. Users drop their screen-time dramatically.
Choose a Roast Sound →
🎧 Sounds marked 18+ are suggestive — use headphones in public.
Go ahead, ignore your work.
Slap your desk.
Trigger the roast.
Inspired by the infamous SlapMac — we brought the first real SlapWindows to the PC. One sharp desk-slap and Faahh fires your chosen roast through the mic. Windows exclusive hardware logic.
Choose your roast sound →
🎧 Sounds marked 18+ are suggestive — use headphones in public.
Now playing: 🔊 Faahh! (Default)
Monitoring USB ports…
USB unplugged?
Laptop screams.
Working from a café? Enable USB Sentinel and your laptop becomes an alarm system. Someone unplugs your mouse, drive, or charger — Faahh roasts at max volume. Try explaining that to a thief.
Alarm sound →
🎧 Sounds marked 18+ are suggestive — use headphones in public.
Focus shouldn’t be a
monthly subscription.
One-time payment. Lifetime focus. Zero nagging bills.
one-time payment
Takes 10 seconds to install. You’ll feel the difference immediately.
Built for the chronically distracted.
Finally, an idle reminder app with personality.
Slap Detection
Too busy to find the mouse? Just slap your desk to silence the roast (or trigger it).
USB Sentinel
Laptop alarm mode. Your Mac roasts anyone who touches your plugged-in gear.
Roast Library+
Expanded library with preset roasts like 'Woman', 'Yamete', and 'Goat'. Or upload your own.
Interval Roasting
Enable Repeat Mode for multi-stage nagging that gets progressively more aggressive.
Focus Analytics
Track your lifetime slaps, nag count, and total focus time in the all-new dashboard.
100% Private
Nothing leaves your Mac. No cloud, no logs, no creep. Native Win32/macOS logic.
How Faahh puts you
back in the zone.
Configure Triggers
Choose between idle time, desk slaps (mic), or USB device tampering as your trigger.
Select your deterrence
Choose from our preset library (Goat, Yamete, etc.) or upload custom roasts.
The Intervention
Try to ignore work—you get hit with a sound you genuinely cannot talk over.
Focus Captured
Return to work and get rewarded with a quick victory chime. Nagging stops.
Faahh vs Everyone Else —
Why Faahh wins in 2026.
| Feature | Faahh | Freedom | Cold Turkey | Opal |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $5 once | $29/yr | $39/yr | $19.99/yr |
| Custom sounds | ✅ Yes | ❌ No | ❌ No | ❌ No |
| Instant Roasts | ✅ Yes | ❌ No | ❌ No | ❌ No |
| Hardware Triggers (Slap / USB) | ✅ Yes (Windows Only) | ❌ No | ❌ No | ❌ No |
| Works offline | ✅ Yes | Partial | Yes | No |
| Bundle size | <15MB | 40MB+ | 25MB+ | iOS only |
Prices accurate as of 2026. Faahh is the only option with custom sound upload and a one-time price.